More Proof that the Romans Sailed to Mars

A reader of my last post made the comment that I was “rediculous” for suggesting that Assyrians used to live on Venus, Egyptians on Mercury, and Romans on Mars, etc. Well, I have more proof now about what I’ve been claim.

After much effort I have succesfully located the spot in space where I believe a famous space battle took place between the Persians and The Romans around 1089 AD. The casualties in this battle were fierce, and both fleets of sailing ships were almost completely destroyed by each other’s catapults. The remnants of these ships have been floating towards Earth for a long time. I’ve calculated, with some help from Sylvester, that the remains of these ships should crash into Earth’s atmosphere at 10 PM eastern Time on July 6th, 2041, creating a spectactular meteor shower. I invite Nasa to send a probe up and take pictures of these meteroids before they are destroyed to prove that they are made of wood, and not space rock. perhaps then people will believe me.

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