Autobiography: How I discovered that Romans used to live on Mars-Chapter 30

Dr. Somner eased back into his chair and began talking as the Secretary of Defense looked on.

            “The story begins over 35 hundred years ago,” said the Professor’s pasty voice. “We have no idea as to how the skypaths came into existence, or who or what may have constructed them. The first time in recorded history that they are mentioned is about 1700 B.C. They were discovered accidentally by ancient Hittite Mariners off the coast of Greece. Apparently there used to be an ether portal somewhere in the Aegean Sea.”

            “Immediately upon floating into the ether portal, the Hittite ship was sucked into a large vortex that brought them approximately 500 miles above the Earth. From up here they could see that the world was not flat, but existed as a round ball. They bound themselves to an oath stating that they would never let this secret out. They soon discovered how to descend back to Earth, and then continued on their way to their port of destination.”

            “Within the next few years, however, Hittite sailors returned in droves. They once again managed to get their wooden sailing ships up into orbit, from where they were able to circumnavigate the globe. They quickly discovered other ether portals all over the planet. They would some times use them in order to travel several thousand miles in a matter of hours.”

            “Eventually the Hittites became more adventurous and left the relative safety of the orbit stream for one of the many cross-streams that wandered deep in to space. It just so happened that this one led them directly to Mars. Thus in 1670 BC they established the first human colony on another planet.”

 

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